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Walkus 98-103 (Tennyson, Walks & Rover) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 98 (Tennyson)

Vega:
“Water to the left…”
Haiku:
“Water to the right…”
Both:
“Into the puddles!”

-/-

Walku 99 (A Walk in the Woods)

Vega:
“Along forest paths
Through the winding woods we go…”
Haiku:
“Daddy will guide us.”

-/-

Walku 100 (Rover!)

Haiku:
“What’s ‘Roverandom?’ ”
Vega:
“It is a book by Tolkein.
It’s about a dog.”

Walku 101 (and Rover again!)
Haiku:
“What does this dog do?”
Vega:
“He has lots of adventures
And goes to the moon.”

Walku 102 (Rover and Out!)
Haiku:
“Is he big and brave?”
Vega:
“No, pint-size; he is tiny –
Smaller than you are!”

Walku 103 (And Really Out)

Haiku:
“It’s not ‘quantity’
It’s the quality that counts –
And it’s there ‘I’ win!”.

-/-

Haiku today is going on her first solo Walkus - 4 penned with a wistful feel to them.

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Walku 76 (Pet Shop Girls) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 76 (Pet Shop Girls)

Vega:

“Piggy Ears!”

Haiku:

“Big Nose!”

Vega:

“No, they’re selling ‘Piggy Ears!’ ”

Haiku:

” I know that, Big Nose!”

-/-

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 74a, 74b, 74c & 75 (Now you see me…, Another Party, Obvious & Swans a-Swimming) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 74a (Now you see me…)
Haiku:
“Now listen up, chaps!
The first rule of camouflage…
Is to blend right in!”

-/-

Walku 74b (Another Party)
Vega:
“Fancy-dress party?”
Haiku:
“Yup!”
Vega:
“Going as a forest?”
Haiku:
“Yup!
Vega:
“Lucky guess!”
Haiku:
“Yup!”

-/-
Walku 74c (Obvious!)
Vega:
“What you going as?”
Haiku:
“I’m going as a forest!”
Vega:
“I’d never have guessed.”

-/-
Walku 75

Walku 75 (Swans a-Swimming)

Haiku:

“It was seven swans!”

Vega:

“What?”

Haiku:

“In the Christmas carol!”

Vega:

“… My name’s not Carol!”

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 64, 65 & 66 (Vega Sings, Joking? & Cloudbusting) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 64 (Vega Sings)
Vega:
“Down by the river…”
Haiku:
“Hey, have you been practising?”
Vega:
“No, not me.”
Haiku:
“It shows!”

-/-

Walku 65 (Joking?)
Haiku:
“My dog’s got no nose…
He lost it in the war…”
Vega:
“What?”
Haiku:
“Just trying out jokes!”

-/-

Walku 66 (Cloudbusting)
Haiku:
“Whose ideas was this
Coming out with no coats on?
I bet it was Dads!”

-/-

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Wal-ku 50-51 (Rubbish & Mud-Baths) by Vega & Haiku

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Wal-ku 50 (Rubbish)
Haiku:
“I’ve got this – it’s great!”
Vega:
“What is it? Can you eat it?”
Haiku:
“I don’t know!”
Vega:
“Dad does.”
-/-
Wal-ku 51(Mud-Baths)
Vega:
“We’re covered in mud!”
Haiku:
“It smells awfully whiffy!”
Both:
“It’s bath-time for us!”
-/-

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

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Wal-ku 42-44 (Haze, Cloud & Rollin’) by Vega & Haiku

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Wal-ku 42 (Haze)

Vega:

“Hey! Hey!”

Haiku:

“What?”

Vega:

“Hey!

Haiku:

“What?”

Vega:

“Bright golden ‘Heys!’ in the mead-“

Haiku:

“Ow! Please stop singing.”

 

Wal-ku 43 (Cloud)

Vega:

“I wandered lonely…”

Haiku:

“You getting poetical?”

Vega:

“Hold on…

…as a…

…pup!”

 

(NB Later continued with the next line of…

Vega: “That chews upon a paper cup…” )

 

Wal-ku 44 (Rollin’)

Vega:

“Watch! First, I do this

Then I sort of go like this

‘Cause that’s how I roll!”

 

-/-

 

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Wal-ku 36-38 by Vega & Haiku

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Wal-ku 36 (Spain)

Vega:
“Where the food smells good…”
Haiku:
“…and the music is happy.”
Both:
“La Churreria!”

Wal-ku 37 (Poetry)

Vega:
“If I said to you:
‘Tiger, tiger, burning bright…’ “
Haiku:
“I’d say you were nuts!”

Wal-ku 38 (The New Forest)

Vega:
“New Forest ponies;
Walking through ‘lucky’ heather…”
Haiku:
“We found a feather!”

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&
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Wal-ku 28-29 (Dad & Foxes’) by Vega & Haiku

Wal-ku 28 (Dad)

Haiku:

“Can ‘he’ go faster?”

Vega:

“No. Dad’s only got ‘one’ speed –
And that is ‘slowly!’ “

Wal-ku 29 (Foxes’)

Vega:
“If we roll in this
We’ll get to have baths later.”

Haiku:
“Okay; you go first!”

A few words from… Haiku – the Labradoo (3)

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Haiku’s Diary

Day 6 in the Big Sister house 

My protestations at having to sleep alone at night have finally had an effect on the humans. Good cop, the one with lots of thick dark fur, not my big sister, Vega, but they do look similar), is with us all the time.  He talks a lot and lets us play.  He even lets us be a bit naughty and takes photos and moving pictures of us.  

He’s going to have to learn not to show them to bad cop though, because she tells him off for letting us be naughty!

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ad cop doesn’t talk to us too much.  She says ‘no’, ‘sit’ and ‘good girl’ a lot and gives us treats when we’re good.  She looks more like me; she’s smaller that good cop and has multi-coloured fur.  She goes somewhere in the day and leaves good cop to look after us.   

She’s not all bad; she likes to tickle us and snuggle up in the evening, but goes a bit weird when she doesn’t get enough sleep! 

And that’s how my protestations have had an effect. 

Not only have I now got my very own teddy bear to snuggle up to, I also get to sleep in a new big comfy ‘basket’ with Vega.  She has lots of thick fur, is very warm to cuddle and she doesn’t beat me up at bedtime! 

There’s also another furry creature – a stripy one.  She’s not like me and Vega.  She eats different food (she gets lots of flavours – not fair!) and she wanders in and out of the house all day.  I don’t know where she goes. 

Rosie is very clever and can outsmart Vega.  

Yesterday, she let Vega chase her out of the house, then stopped just outside the back door.  Vega carried on running, and when she got to the end of the garden, looked very confused as to where Rosie had got to. (Rosie was sat very calmly on the patio wall).

I don’t think Rosie likes Vega as much as she likes me.  She snuggles up with me on bad cop’s lap.  I think me and Rosie are going to be very good friends. xxxx

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A few words from… Haiku – the Labradoo (2)

So, this Labradoo walked into a bar; walked up to the barman and just stood there. The barman asked the Labradoo: ‘Can I get you a drink?’ The Labradoo thought for a few seconds and then she said: ‘I’d like a…

…glass of water, please.’

The barman looked at the Labradoo and then spoke: ‘No problem, but why the 

big pause?’

Ta-dah!

Which is why I don’t think I’ll be a comedienne when I grow up

Haiku x