Let’s go back to the seaside
where the Beagles steal my chips.
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‘Don’t you mean seagulls?’
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Beagles and bagels, they all sound the same,
and seagulls and Smeagols, what’s in a name?
A rose, I think, would taste just as nice,
if it was called something different,
something else, twice.
Graeme Sandford 