Two cats walked into my house,
nobody claimed them,
nobody knew where they came from,
and they were like two new saucers –
or two jacket potatoes –
(they weren’t chipped!).
So, I decided to adopt them,
adapt to their ways and needs;
and, soon, I became adept with them.
Their names? Well, I called them…
yes, I did –
and they are Dip and Dup for short.