Here we have –
for your delectation –
Lot No. Six-One-Six,
a little used thing
called ‘a poem’.
The owner obviously
has no more use for it, you see?
So, has put it up for auction.
.
If you look closely,
you might see
what could be called
‘Poetical Licence’
or ‘waffle’,
depending on your point of view.
You, might think this Lot
worthless,
you might well be right.
Or…
No, you’re probably right.
.
Anyway, what am I bid for this Lot?
Ten pounds?
Five?
One?
Anything?
Nothing?
.
I’m going…
going…
go—
Graeme Sandford 