Barista: Do you want it to take away…?
Customer: Did you finish your sentence? What do I want it to take away? My pain? Is that what you are asking me?
Barista: Or you could drink it in…
Customer: Drink it in what? A decompression chamber? Why is nothing straightforward anymore? And that, my lad,
was a rhetorical question, so don’t even think about trying to answer it. I have. And look where it has got me.
Barista: Where’s that?