M: I can count on ewe, can’t I?
S: Ewe can.
M: Good: one…
S: ‘One’ what?
M: I was counting on ewe.
S: And ewe counted up to one?
M: Yes. To get to sleep.
S: Are ewe asleep yet?
M: I don’t think so.
S: Ewe could be dreaming this.
M: I could?
S: Are ewe up a tree?
M: I am.
S: We’ll I am probably not, so ewe are most likely dreaming.
M: I must have dropped off.
S: Well, take care if you do, it’s a long way to the ground.
M: Okay, thanks!
S: Ewe are welcome… and, by the way… you snore.
Graeme Sandford 