David: Charles!
Charles: David!
David: It is you!
Charles: It is indeed: I have been me since I was a very young boy.
David: Thankfully so. Shall we… sing?
Charles: A song?
David: Quite! A classic from the age of elegance?
Charles: No other age would do.
David: Then, let us begin, a one, three, four—
Charles: —two!
David (singing): You’ve got a beautiful chin.
Charles (spoken): Why, thank you.
David (spoken): You are very welcome.
Charles (singing): You’ve got beautiful skin.
David (spoken): I moisturise.
Charles (spoken): It shows.
David (singing): You’ve got a beautiful face.
Charles (spoken): David, are you flirting with me?
David (singing): I’ve got taste.
Charles (spoken): David, is there something that you want to sing to me?
David (spoken): Yes, Charles. (singing): Rabbit.
SFX Dog barking, sound of dog leaping into the sea.
Charles (spoken) You never did like my dog, did you, David?
David (spoken): It was me or him, Charles – me, or him.
Graeme Sandford 