I went fly-fishing,
and, as the joke goes,
caught a four pound bluebottle –
but I had to let it go.
I wasn’t actually using a hook,
or a line, or a Rod, Jane, or Freddy.
To be honest,
I never actually went fly-fishing,
as I have no desire to capture
or cause injury
to a huge wingéd insect.
Graeme Sandford 