or may not
but your printer is haunted.
Think upon that for a moment…
or just plain old indifferent?
Well, I just must here tell you,
that less than one percent of computers
Of that one percent, less than one percent
of those are haunted.
of that one percent of one percent,
only two point four percent of those
are low on their Cerulean ink levels.
Imagine… printing off an A4 poster where the sky is a pale green
and not a vivid blue!
Your printer is haunted.
Take it from me
that it’s going to haunt you.