Meanwhile, back in Ancient Greece,
atop Mount Olympus,
the dogs were having a conversation:
‘Did he write, ‘dogs?’
‘He did.’
‘What a wassock!’
‘A what?’
‘Wassock!’
‘What is a ‘Wassock?’ ‘
A ‘Wassock’ is a word used frequently in the Midlands to describe someone who is a bit dim, an idiot.’
‘The ‘Midlands?’
‘Indeed. He’s certainly no Euripides.
Graeme Sandford 