Really?!
Are you sure?
I ask you,
in amazement,
are you absolutely,
totally,
beyond any reasonable doubt,
sure?
Yes?
Oh, well that’s okay then.
Sorry to doubt you
in the first place;
and let me just wipe any remnant
of disbelief from off of my face.
There, that looks better, doesn’t it?
It doesn’t?
Are you sure?
You are?
Really?!