If you were listening earlier –
when my hair was curlier,
and my record straight, –
you might remember that there was to be a quiz;
if you do remember this,
then may ‘your’ curly hair go into a frizz –
it would be better than it is.
I was just saying
to my psychiatrist
the other day,
about how people with clipboards
made me feel a little paranoid;
my psychiatrist became a little annoyed,
then overjoyed, then null and void –
I had destroyed their confidence,
which was a coincidence,
as I had also done that very same thing last week,
when I was meek.
Graeme Sandford 