However,
seeing as some of you
may
or may not
appreciate the fine art
that goes into a poem,
I hearby state, that,
‘Eight out of ten cats
would wear cravats –
given the chance’;
strange as it may seem
a cat in a cravat
would consider it better
than getting the cream.
Graeme Sandford 
Poor cat – no cream, and a posh costume, but I understand why they’d prefer to leave the cream untouched.
Poetry cats have always been a tad peculiar. G:)