Given the recent coverage
of events,
I need not bring you up to date –
at any rate,
more than to state
that,
‘It wasn’t anything that I did
or said
that caused the whole darn thing.
I didn’t sing,
hum,
whistle,
blow harmonies upon a Scottish thistle,
or traipse anything at all musical
across your doorstep –
hep I ain’t!
Paint a picture? No.
At the attempt
I would faint.
Probably.
Graeme Sandford 