One geese is a goose,
one meese is a moose,
one pampledore is still a pampledore,
even when it is on the loose.
One crew, upon a branch,
is a crow, upon a branch,
and one ladybug,
from a loveliness of ladybugs,
is always a ladybug,
no matter the number of spot
the ladybug has got.
Graeme Sandford 