A gate!
A gate!
A five-bar gate!
I spent all my money on a five-bar gate…
I also bought a cow.
.
A state!
A state!
I’m in such a state!
For I have lost my five-bar gate!
And thence escaped my cow.
.
My wife!
My wife!
Called five-bar Kate!
Went out early, and came back late;
as sozzled as a sow,
I don’t know where she is now.
.
Has anybody seen my
five-bar gate, my cow;
has anyone seen my Kate?
Graeme Sandford 