GRAMS: Theme tune fades in and then out.
Announcer: Introducing… the ubiquitous… Sydney… Blackspur!!!!
SFX mild applause
Sydney: Hello.
Announcer: Hello, Sydney!
Sydney: Hello.
Announcer: Right! Let’s get down to business.
Sydney: Okay.
Announcer: ‘Ubiquitous!’ What does it mean?
Sydney: Well, people are always asking me that.
Announcer: Yes? And what do you tell those people?
Sydney: Well, I tell them to go and look it up.
Announcer: And, do they?
Sydney: Usually… they don’t. But… on occasion… they go away… and… they ‘might’ look it up – J have no way of knowing where they go and what they do once they have left my immediacy.
Announcer: ‘Immediacy?’ What— oh, never mind, I’ll go and look it up.
Sydney: Okay.
SD there is a protracted silence.
Sydney (to anyone): Is he coming back?
SD there is no reply.
Sydney: Oh.
GRAMS: Theme tune fades in and then out.
SFX Final sound effect – probably a ‘Clang!’.
Graeme Sandford 
Hahaha!