As much as I dislike courtroom llamas,
I must admit that they are fascinating creatures; twelve angry men , or women, or a mix of the two, couldn’t convict me otherwise.
But, when it comes to Alpacas… I get confused.
Is it the ears? Or the shape of the head? Is one taller, or shorter, than the other? Do they come from differing parts of Peru… or Timbuktu?
I have a case of amnesia, when it comes to learning which is which and how and why.
I can’t remember, no matter how little I try.
I hope that they know which they are – and get confused when they try and work out whether I am man
or mouse.
Graeme Sandford 