Courtroom llamas

As much as I dislike courtroom llamas,

I must admit that they are fascinating creatures; twelve angry men , or women, or a mix of the two, couldn’t convict me otherwise.

But, when it comes to Alpacas… I get confused.

Is it the ears? Or the shape of the head? Is one taller, or shorter, than the other? Do they come from differing parts of Peru… or Timbuktu?

I have a case of amnesia, when it comes to learning which is which and how and why.

I can’t remember, no matter how little I try.

I hope that they know which they are – and get confused when they try and work out whether I am man

or mouse.

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