Cauliflowers

If you’ve ever spoken to a cauliflower

for nigh on an hour

you would know

how it is.

If you’ve never spoken to a cauliflower

at all,

then you wouldn’t have a clue.

However, some people don’t like cauliflowers,

and a few cauliflowers

(the angsty ones)

don’t like people.

This makes for difficult conversations

at the best of times,

and may lead to fisty-cuffs at the worst.

So, if you’ve ever gotten

on the wrong side of a cauliflower,

you are probably scarred for life.

Cauliflowers, generally,

give as good as they get.