If you’ve ever spoken to a cauliflower
for nigh on an hour
you would know
how it is.
If you’ve never spoken to a cauliflower
at all,
then you wouldn’t have a clue.
However, some people don’t like cauliflowers,
and a few cauliflowers
(the angsty ones)
don’t like people.
This makes for difficult conversations
at the best of times,
and may lead to fisty-cuffs at the worst.
So, if you’ve ever gotten
on the wrong side of a cauliflower,
you are probably scarred for life.
Cauliflowers, generally,
give as good as they get.
Graeme Sandford 