‘Let’s meet up for a coffee’

‘Let’s meet up for a coffee!’

Said nobody, ever, to me;

so I said, ‘Okay, let’s do it do this thing,

let’s meet up for a coffee!’

to nobody, that I could see.

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So we met up for a coffee;

no, we did not do any such thing,

we didn’t meet up for a coffee,

and you never gave me a ring.

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‘Let’s meet up for a coffee! Again!’

Obviously, from the first,

this is not going to happen.

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‘Let’s meet up for a coffee!’

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It’s never gonna happen.