I found an old red telephone box
by the side of the road;
I entered in –
it was working –
so I thought I’d give it a go;
I was calling occupants of random various houses.
The people that answered,
I didn’t know them at all,
and I didn’t know their spouses;
well, I spoke to them for a few seconds,
and wished them a happy day;
told them I was on my way;
I was calling occupants,
which I know is not that funny;
I don’t know why you laughed;
I was calling occupants …
of interplanetary craft.