Whodve thought it?
The First National Apostrophe Shortage – in history.
Its here!
It couldve been averted,
maybe shouldve been;
but wasnt.
“Whatll happen now?”
Weve not got long to wait,
Shallnt be more than a while,
“Cant we do anything?”
No. Shouldve acted sooner;
stocked up, panic bought,
provided for the unknown future.
“Wouldve it made a difference
if we hadve done so?”
Dramatically (and grammatically) speaking,
No. Weve mucked it up –
thats what weve done.
“Oh.”
Thats the spirit.
Graeme Sandford 