You, you set my boat adrift,
And now I’m going to have to hire another boat,
just to go and get it.
.
You, you locked me up in a lift,
and I suffer from claustrophobia,
and I never will forget it.
.
You, hate me so much,
you, you stole my crutch,
and left my limping,
.
You, you called the Propriety Police,
and informed them I was pimping.
Graeme Sandford 