You (a love song in the style of Lionel Richie or The Bee Gees).

You, you set my boat adrift,

And now I’m going to have to hire another boat,

just to go and get it.


You, you locked me up in a lift,

and I suffer from claustrophobia,

and I never will forget it.


You, hate me so much,

you, you stole my crutch,

and left my limping,


You, you called the Propriety Police,

and informed them I was pimping.

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