I live in a block of cheese,
With my sister Eloise,
she is very hard to please, and she’s trying.
.
Her favourite food is bread,
but it goes right to her head,
And she’s never ever the one, who is buying.
.
Eloise has dodgy knees,
they came in threes,
and knock loudly when she talks –
though, strangely enough, they are silent when she walks.
Graeme Sandford 