I live in a block of cheese,
With my sister Eloise,
she is very hard to please, and she’s trying.
Her favourite food is bread,
but it goes right to her head,
And she’s never ever the one, who is buying.
Eloise has dodgy knees,
they came in threes,
and knock loudly when she talks –
though, strangely enough, they are silent when she walks.