SFX the phone rings
SD DC Acey picks it up
DC Acey: Hello. (Listens) Okay, thanks.
PC Leaves: Who was it?
DC Acey: Control.
PC Leaves: What did they say?
DC Acey: They’ve found Dud.
PC Leaves: Yay!
DC Acey: That’s a little inappropriate.
PC Leaves: It is?
DC Acey: Yes, in the circumstances.
PC Leaves: But you said they said that they said that they had found Dud.
DC Acey: They have… but Dud’s Dead.
PC Leaves: Dud’s Dead?
DC Acey: That’s what they said.
PC Leaves: Dud, he’s dead.
DC Acey: That’s what I said
SD into the song ‘Dud, he’s Dead’.
Graeme Sandford 