My son, Noah.

My son, Noah,

is building a boat…

I wish he’d get a proper job,

to keep this family afloat.

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My son Noah,

Is predicting some rain;

and he’s saving up for that rainy day,

he’s being such a pain.

.

And, now, he want’s a puppy –

in fact he’s wanting two.

He’s never wanted a pet before,

what is a parent to do.

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And then he says he wants to go to sea,

to sail the ocean blue,

but we reckon he’ll be seasick,

before he’s left the quay.

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Our son, Noah,

is building a boat,

and it’s gonna be a big one,

judging by the cheque that I just wrote.