Never say the ‘R’ word*
when afloat, or upon a boat,
it might send your hungry mutt overboard;
though, if completely wet,
they can only get drier –
and they will still be adored,
at home, in front of the drying fire.
.
• = R*b*i*
By the Book (sic)
Bardly Writ
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Graeme Sandford 
Had me in the first half, ngl.
But very well written and amusing. Nice one!
Thank you, Lucy. It wasn’t a write that flowed and I had to play around with it (which is most unusual for me)
Have a great day.
G:)