Climb on board the Gravy Train / Gravy Boat.

I can only imagine

that a journey aboard

the Gravy Train,

or the Gravy Boat,

wouldn’t be all that wonderful;

full, as they would be,

of gravy.

.

There may be a chance

that they were fuelled by gravy –

an eco-friendly solution to fossil fuels –

but I can’t imagine this would work all that well.

Then the fad for Gravy Cars, Gravy Bicycles, Gravy Aeroplanes, Gravy Space Rockets, Gravy Submarines, Gravy etc. might just take off – as might some of these vehicles.

.

But, and here is the crunch,

what flavour Gravy would be used?

Onion.

Ah! That makes sense.

Doesn’t it?