I can only imagine
that a journey aboard
the Gravy Train,
or the Gravy Boat,
wouldn’t be all that wonderful;
full, as they would be,
There may be a chance
that they were fuelled by gravy –
an eco-friendly solution to fossil fuels –
but I can’t imagine this would work all that well.
Then the fad for Gravy Cars, Gravy Bicycles, Gravy Aeroplanes, Gravy Space Rockets, Gravy Submarines, Gravy etc. might just take off – as might some of these vehicles.
But, and here is the crunch,
what flavour Gravy would be used?
Ah! That makes sense.