I’m not saying that Triffids don’t like scones…

I’m not saying

that Triffids don’t like scones;

but, I’m not in a position

to say whether like them,

or whether they don’t.

They might never have eaten one,

stopping short at a Chelsea Bun

or an Eclair.

There seem to have been

no studies carried out

(by the people who carry out studies of this kind)

to find out

whether Triffids are ‘thumbs up’

or ‘thumbs down’

when it comes to scones;

and, if it happens

that it’s ‘thumbs up’,

does a Triffid do ‘Jam First!’

or are they just horrible man-eating plant-based things

as we suspected from the start?

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