I woke up this morning…
(da dada da da!)
and it was… (fanfare)
Wednesday!
It wasn’t one of the other weak
week days (Monday, Tuesday)
or one of the stronger ones (Thursday, Friday);
nor was it the delicious (to my mind)
weekend ones (you know which ones those are)
which seem to pass by at double speed,
when all I ask is to chill and relax,
tootle upon my (altogether non-existent) alto sax (the Baker St. solo)
and melt some soy wax (for the business’s need).
Anyway, ‘Wednesday’ is here,
so alliteration means
it’s a wonderful weekly Wednesday –
Woo-hoo!
