Where is it?
Is it in the box that he bought it in?
No.
Or did he pop it out of the box
and into a cupboard?
No.
Is it upon his head?
No.
Is it hanging behind the door?
No, it isn’t.
Is it in the wash?
No, but it was good to check.
Is it at the Library?
No. Why would it be there, he hasn’t been to the Library.
Is it somewhere else?
Yes – obviously!
Where is his hat?
Now that would be telling.
Graeme Sandford 