Well, I used to write a lot on WordPress,
until that night with the green flashing lights
in the sky;
and then the triffids got loose.
Since then, well, you know, I have been busy protecting myself from the Triffids,
and, subsequently, I’ve had a lot less views on WordPress,
I haven’t really had the time to write a lot of things,
and most of the things that I have written have been written mainly about Triffids,
it’s very strange;
and then there are the ‘clacks’,
the noise that Triffids make when communicating –
now we’ve got lots of clacks over here,
like upon Discworld,
and that’s strange, how does my mind work like that?