The poems in question
may (or may not)
contain trace amounts of Metaphorium,
Similents, and Allegoria,
all of which may (or may not)
prove harmful (or beneficial)
to a state of health
if ingested in large enough quantities.
If you have (or have not)
in the past (present, or future)
purchased, purloined, or merely speed-read
any poetry that has contained
any of the above elements
please return the words
(with proof of purchase – or a letter from a nun)
to whence you bought, thieved, happened upon them.
Refunds will be allocated at sixpence in the pound (less fees) per annum.
Termites and Conditioners may apply.
(or they may not).