Monthly Archives: April 2021

Ladies queueing for the Loo(e Island Boat).

There they were,

in a long line,

staring at the sign

for the boat to the Isle.

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With laughter in a queue,

as happy people do,

with many a smile

and a chuckle.

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Ready to float,

on a tiny wee boat,

from Looe they’d sail

to the island;

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and for an hour, nay two,

they’d wander fro and to,

in the sunshine’s rays,

along narrow meandering pathways,

on a small rock of land,

located in the bay of the twin towns of Looe.

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A memorable day,

singing, ‘sail away, sail away, sail away’,

and back to the mainland, all too soon;

then toddle off home,

no more to roam,

by the light of the silvery moon.

Urgent Poetry Recall Notice

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may (or may not)

contain trace amounts of Metaphorium,

Similents, and Allegoria,

all of which may (or may not)

prove harmful (or beneficial)

to a state of health

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(or they may not).

My 4 a.m. Haiku

I should be asleep; but, I’m obviously not, so here’s a Haiku.

It’s four of the clock!

I really should be snoring,

maybe whilst sleeping.

A background haiku

Rhubarb rhubarb rhu—

barb, rhubarb rhubarb, rhubarb

rhubarb rhubarb, rhu—

Stone Chat

Talking to a stone?

A pet stone?

Or, a pet rock?

Do you have to carry out

both halves of the conversation?

Or just imagine half?

Is your stone or rock

a talkative soul?

Or quite quiet, upon the whole?

What is yours called?

My friend is called ‘Enroll’.

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PS This was published at 12 o’Clock Rock!

Flying Crooked – Robert Graves

The butterfly, the cabbage white,

(His honest idiocy of flight)

Will never now, it is too late,

Master the art of flying straight,

Yet has — who knows so well as I? —

A just sense of how not to fly:

He lurches here and here by guess

And God and hope and hopelessness.

Even the aerobatic swift

Has not his flying-crooked gift.

The orange tip

Hurrah! Hurrah! the orange tip

who would not stay,

her bags unzip,

and take up a place upon a leaf,

actually settled for a second;

best endeavours

catch a picture

that is like a bas relief

to me.

Kernewek Haiku?

Ny won vy, how

to do Kernewek Haiku,

so, meurastahwi.

A Complaint to Uncle Albert

“She is so noisy, uncle Albert,

and she hasn’t done a single thing all day;

didn’t want to bother you about it,

but, it’s something that I really had to say.”

I remember the song

(if not all of the words)

from a long time ago;

so, let me take those words,

and give them new wings

to fly again.

Butterfly Stop

A butterfly

set down atop

a spiky plant

a mome to stop.

“I think I’ll stay!”

I heard her say,

then she flew off –

and all within a second –

brief, though her visit was,

on she went,

her rest time spent,

as the lure of flight still beckoned.