The Eastern Coast of Cornwall,
beyond which
daemons and devils lurk,
and strange-looking types
wander about;
these weird natives are always restless,
haunting the borderlands
in hope of a crossing.
Luckily for us, few can swim,
and those that endeavour
the attempt to reach our shores
are rebuffed by the sound of our mock applause.
Still they will try
to cross over,
which is why
we have put up signs saying,
‘🔙 This way to Dover’.
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