I had a dream
whereby I had to try
and pick up two pigs
from a grid reference
that I was given.
They would go in the back
of my parcel van –
though I sensed a lack of space,
and the sad look upon a pig’s face.
I knew not where the grid reference was,
although my supposition did yield
to the probability of a field;
however, before the back axle
on my van it broke,
from my being an Uber driver
for a pair of Porcine parcels,
from my dream
I awoke.
