What’s right with this picture?

‘Here’s the Pitch’

Here’s the pitch,

which is empty now;

but, with imagination,

the game’s afoot,

Sherlock United

vs Moriarty City,

can you see all the action?

No, well, more’s the pity.

‘Half-Time Oranges’

At half-time

the teams went off

in search of oranges;

the crowd went off

in search of oranges,

the match officials went off

In search of oranges,

and, as the oranges were so good,

no one came back.