‘Here’s the Pitch’
Here’s the pitch,
which is empty now;
but, with imagination,
the game’s afoot,
Sherlock United
vs Moriarty City,
can you see all the action?
No, well, more’s the pity.
‘Half-Time Oranges’
At half-time
the teams went off
in search of oranges;
the crowd went off
in search of oranges,
the match officials went off
In search of oranges,
and, as the oranges were so good,
no one came back.
