I want a job as a passenger.
Yes, a passenger, preferably upon a train. I don’t mind doing a full day’s passengering, but I’d like to miss the rush hours, and I’m not too keen on the Underground. So, a leisurely, all-stops-stopping route where I could start near to my home, and finish… near to my home would be just the job.
Do you live near to a railway station?
Oh, yes. I live very close to Adlestrop.
Yes. It’s a brisk walk. Most convivial to the health.
Okay. I shall process your application, and I expect we shall be in touch.
I wouldn’t hold your breath.
Okay, thank you.