‘Local Election-Night Special’
1: So, who are you going to be voting for in the up and coming, forthcoming local elections, then?
2: Oh, I don’t do politics, I was going to… abscond.
2: Absail? Abstem-i-ous? Absinthe? Aberystwyth? Abingdon? Oh, no, that’s a place. Abyssinia? (Fades out) Arbroath? Abba?