Paul Bailey’s Dongle

Paul Bailey’s Dongle

Paul Bailey’s Dongle (Uke Version – to the tune of Whisky in the Jar)

First Verse

GMaj

“They call me ‘Dingly-Dangly’

Emin

and, sometimes, Dingly-Dong,

C7

now may my smutty stories

GMaj

be immortalised in song!

Second Verse

GMaj

There’s too much information,

Emin

With the pictures we now see,

C7

my eyes feel like they’re burning up

GMaj

at your Dongle in 3D.

Chorus:

GMaj. C7

Oh, no, no, no, no, nooo!

GMaj. C7

No, no, no, no, nooo!”

Repeat Chorus ad nauseum.

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