“Today we are presenting you with the traditional, old, and ‘very ancient’ Cornish dish of ‘Süpenkaik!’.
From a recipe handed down from the Cornovii people to anybody who liked a tasty morsel at lunchtime, ‘Süpenkaik!’ has travelled (largely unnoticed) through the centuries to our modern day. Bearing an uncanny resemblance to ‘Süpentowst!) which it most definitely is not), ‘Süpenkaik!’ Is a tasty (and warming, not to mention ‘filling’) snack / light meal for between 11 and 1 (the hours, not for that many people!).
Preparation time: 2,000 years
Outcome: A pleasant midday (approx.) meal that will satisfy the palette.