Don’t discard Liskeard
if you are making a list of Cornish towns;
and if you’ve already made a list,
please check to see
that Liskeard hasn’t already been missed;
it should be there, most certainly;
Alphabetically and Geographically,
just after Launceston,
and just before Looe;
if it’s found to be missing
there’ll be trouble for you,
Liskeard is most vital,
leastways that’s what I think;
so, please, please ensure
that you use those eight letters of ink.
