“If we can’t fight the Germans, we’re going to have to fight amongst ourselves”

“If we can’t fight the Germans, we’re going to have to fight amongst ourselves”

If we can’t fight the Germans,

I have little doubt

that were going to fight amongst ourselves;

why can’t we be friends,

beg pardon,

make amends?

But, no, it seems,

that if we can’t fight the Germans,

the French,

the Russians,

the Scottish,

or the Yanks;

if we can’t march on Foreignigrad

in our warship and some tanks;

that with our thickness

set at two short planks…

and with us spoiling for a fight

we just might have to fight alone,

and fight amongst ourselves