Don’t awaken the Kraken,
at least, not on a Monday morn;
he’ll be grouchy
and God-forsaken,
like the day that he was born;
and he won’t thank you
for your early call,
he’ll pop you in a pot,
and eat you up,
your family and friends,
yes, one and all,
which is far more likely than not,
so, don’t awaken the Kraken,
