Ouzo, King of All England
I heard you are writing a story.
Yeah, I’m doing the great story of England.
The great story?
Yeah the one about Ouzo
Ouzo?
Yeah the young lad, Ouzo – everybody knows it.
I don’t know it.
Yes, you do.
No, I don’t. How does it start?
With these words, ‘Ouzo ever pulls this sword from this stone and anvil..’
Graeme Sandford 