I met a man from Towcester
I met a man from Towcester
he was putting up a poster
he nailed it to the corner of a tree;
the poster read, ‘I’ve banged me head,
does anyone be recognising me?’
And the poster bore a picture,
of a four-slice toaster,
and a cardboard cut-out,
life-size replica of me.
🙂