The Crow Plane
The crow plane flew
with a minimal crew
from Land’s End to John o’Groats –
only stopping at Crewe.
Aboard that craft,
everyone laughed
as all crow crews are wont to do.
As the crow craft flies,
a crow waitress plies
the passengers with pies
of a blueberry hue;
and a mug of toffee,
instead of coffee –
not everyone’s cup of tea,
that’s true.
For a one way trip,
with a meal and a kip,
some pie, and toffee to drink,
costs less than you think;
and no sooner have you left,
you will arrive,
in the time that it takes you to blink.