Poets are Dicks
Poets are Dicks…
… and poems are written by Dicks…
… Harriet’s, Marys, or Toms;
some poets are hairy,
and, in their poems, rhyme ‘bombs’
with ‘proms’;
in order to shock;
some swear a lot,
and use the word ‘cock…
… a-doodle-do’,
I don’t,
because I’m not a Dick,
are you?