Pink and Yellow
I have two dogs,
Pink, and Yellow;
I take them for walks in the rain;
they wear hi-visibility jackets,
so they can be seen,
is that plain?
Pink wears a yellow coat,
and Yellow wears a pink;
which is the simplest way to dress them,
well, that is what I think.
“But…” you say,
“… if Pink wore pink,
and Yellow, yellow,
wouldn’t that be better?”
“No…” I respond,
“That idea wouldn’t work,
you adle-pated fellow;
Yellow’s coat is too big for Pink,
and Pink’s is too small for Yellow.”