When all is said and dun.
‘“Please welcome to the stage,
Beige is as boring as are all of the rest;
once, I dressed in Dun and Tan,
and Arboreally assumed the hue of an Autumnal Nest;
I went camouflaged in a pile of leaves;
and stayed there, unnoticed,
for three whole months
(which is an untrue fact,
that no-one believes).